Adventures In Vegas

If you look online. you'll find hundred of different sports betting experts each with their own can't-lose method for picking the winners in NFL games. They'll all be happy to let you in on their methods, for a nominal fee of course. Well, we came up with our own method for picking NFL winners and it's every bit as valid as the ones you can buy from those so-called experts! Not only that, but I'm going to give you these picks for absolutely NO CHARGE! You're welcome!

How did we do it? Well, we wrote the names of all 32 NFL teams on cheap plastic golf balls from Big Lots. Then we put the balls that represented all the teams playing this Sunday (only Sunday, no other days count) into a box, then dumped all the balls on the floor! Then we let our cat Sushi and our ferret Wasabi pick whatever teams they wanted! They get five picks. If one of them happens to pick two teams that are playing each other that week, then we let them pick from two separate balls representing the Over and Under for that game instead!

Now, I'm not going to say that these picks guaranteed winners, but THESE PICKS ARE GUARANTEED WINNERS! (not an actual guarantee)

So without further ado, here are the picks for Week One of the 2007 NFL Season:

Home team in CAPS - point spread listed is based on the Arizona Charlies betting line as it was posted on Friday, September 7th

The Cat Picks

Giants +5.5 over COWBOYS
RAMS -1 over Panthers
Eagles -3 over PACKERS
SEAHAWKS -5.5 over Buccaneers
Steelers -4 over BROWNS

The Ferret Picks

Dolphins +3 over REDSKINS
BROWNS +4 over Steelers
Patriots -6 over JETS
CHARGERS -6 over Bears
TEXANS -3 over Chiefs


These picks are for entertainment purposes only, but I'm totally going to fill out a couple of parlay cards on them anyway!